{"id":71,"date":"2001-10-30T12:08:00","date_gmt":"2001-10-30T20:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=71"},"modified":"2001-10-30T12:08:00","modified_gmt":"2001-10-30T20:08:00","slug":"71","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=71","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">Zoinks! Something&#8217;s rotten in Denmark. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.filepile.org:8080\/f\/text\/hamlet.txt\">Scooby-Doo meets Hamlet<\/a>, courtesy of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geegaw.com\/\">Geegaw<\/a>. It&#8217;s not exactly what I&#8217;d call <em>funny<\/em> (and, as I remember it, <em>Velma<\/em>, not Daphne, says <em>Jinkies<\/em>, not Jenkies), but it&#8217;s an amusing idea nonetheless.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zoinks! Something&#8217;s rotten in Denmark. Scooby-Doo meets Hamlet, courtesy of Geegaw. It&#8217;s not exactly what I&#8217;d call funny (and, as I remember it, Velma, not Daphne, says Jinkies, not Jenkies), but it&#8217;s an amusing idea nonetheless.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-71","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=71"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=71"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=71"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=71"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}