{"id":6765,"date":"2011-06-09T22:48:48","date_gmt":"2011-06-10T02:48:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=6765"},"modified":"2011-06-09T22:48:48","modified_gmt":"2011-06-10T02:48:48","slug":"there-will-come-soft-serve-rains","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=6765","title":{"rendered":"There will come soft-serve rains"},"content":{"rendered":"<table>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/81595350@N00\/5816583539\/sizes\/o\/in\/photostream\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5225\/5816583539_177a151c76_o.jpg\"><\/a><\/td>\n<td>The construction workers\/window washers\/whatever-they-were finished early(ish) today, only being insanely loud and disruptive until a little after lunchtime. I spent most of the day waist-deep in the big muddy, editing &#8212; or rather mostly reformatting &#8212; a manuscript, which really could not be more problematic in its formatting if it tried. No, wait, I take that back, not least because there&#8217;s a tiny part of me that&#8217;s afraid the manuscript itself may be reading this and will have its revenge before I get in tomorrow. (Not really. But yeah.) Truth is, I&#8217;ve run into worse manuscripts, messier formatting, bigger problems. But oh man, my head? It asplode.<\/td>\n<tr>\n<td>Otherwise, the day was pretty uneventful. We had another birthday celebration for another co-worker &#8212; I&#8217;m seriously starting to think everyone I work with was born in June &#8212; with red velvet cake (and cupcakes) instead of cookies. It&#8217;s a tough life. And the heat continued to rise, slacking off just a little this evening when the skies opened up and it poured rain. But, seriously, when you start talking about the weather, and it&#8217;s not even particularly <i>interesting<\/i> weather&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/td>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/81595350@N00\/5817153666\/in\/photostream\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2481\/5817153666_d634aaba03.jpg\"><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The construction workers\/window washers\/whatever-they-were finished early(ish) today, only being insanely loud and disruptive until a little after lunchtime. I spent most of the day waist-deep in the big muddy, editing &#8212; or rather mostly reformatting &#8212; a manuscript, which really could not be more problematic in its formatting if it tried. No, wait, I take &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=6765\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[129,28,114,52],"class_list":["post-6765","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-editing","tag-personal","tag-weather","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6765"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6765"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6765\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6765"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6765"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6765"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}