{"id":632,"date":"2003-01-03T12:55:00","date_gmt":"2003-01-03T20:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=632"},"modified":"2003-01-03T12:55:00","modified_gmt":"2003-01-03T20:55:00","slug":"632","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=632","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"quote\"><strong>Homer<\/strong>: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut!<br \/>\n<br \/><strong>Homer&#8217;s Brain<\/strong>: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!<br \/>\n<br \/><strong>Homer<\/strong>: Explain how!<br \/>\n<br \/><strong>Homer&#8217;s Brain<\/strong>: Money can be exchanged for goods and services!<br \/>\n<br \/><strong>Homer<\/strong>: Woo hoo!<br \/>\n<br \/>&#8211; <em>The Simpsons<\/em><\/div>\n<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">This wasn&#8217;t by design, but I&#8217;ve had nothing to eat all day but a couple of breath mints and a Dr. Pepper I snagged from a soda machine in the building next door (our break room is empty; our own soda machine was unplugged). I <em>tried<\/em> going to lunch, and, despite the awful snow-choked roads and brakes that weren&#8217;t always as responsive as I&#8217;d like, I made it as far as the nearby Burger King. But, once there, I discovered that I only had one measly, wrinkled dollar bill left in my wallet and so I turned tail and headed back to work. Of course, now that I think about it, I realize I also had ten dollars worth of quarters in a roll in my jacket pocket, three of which I used later to buy my soda. I&#8217;m starting to feel pretty foolish for not exchanging them for food. Breath mints are not what I would call filling.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut! Homer&#8217;s Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts! Homer: Explain how! Homer&#8217;s Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services! Homer: Woo hoo! &#8211; The Simpsons This wasn&#8217;t by design, but I&#8217;ve had nothing to eat all day but a couple of breath mints and a &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=632\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/632"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=632"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/632\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}