{"id":6227,"date":"2011-03-18T23:25:15","date_gmt":"2011-03-19T03:25:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=6227"},"modified":"2011-03-18T23:28:16","modified_gmt":"2011-03-19T03:28:16","slug":"the-above-steps-will-avoid-and-fires-or-explosions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=6227","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;The above steps will avoid any fires or explosions.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/81595350@N00\/5535885409\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5054\/5535885409_148e77a8f6.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In all honesty, I&#8217;m just glad the weekend&#8217;s here.<\/p>\n<p>I plan to spend it working on next month&#8217;s issue of <i>Kaleidotrope<\/i> and maybe watching a little television. Also, what&#8217;s that thing called? Sleeping. There will be some sleeping, and probably soon, I&#8217;ve no doubt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In all honesty, I&#8217;m just glad the weekend&#8217;s here. I plan to spend it working on next month&#8217;s issue of Kaleidotrope and maybe watching a little television. Also, what&#8217;s that thing called? Sleeping. There will be some sleeping, and probably soon, I&#8217;ve no doubt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[28],"class_list":["post-6227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6227"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6227"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6227\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}