{"id":6215,"date":"2011-03-17T22:55:39","date_gmt":"2011-03-18T02:55:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=6215"},"modified":"2011-03-17T22:55:39","modified_gmt":"2011-03-18T02:55:39","slug":"everybody-must-get-blarney-stoned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=6215","title":{"rendered":"Everybody must get Blarney stoned"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/81595350@N00\/5532133174\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5255\/5532133174_cf4222e944.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Today was pretty much just your average Thursday, albeit with a few more green-clad drunks in the streets of Manhattan. That the lunch place around the corner from us made their black and white cookies green and white today was, I thought, kind of cute. That the sidewalks right outside were full of people already slightly drunk by noon&#8230;well, not so much.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m looking forward to tomorrow being an average Friday, sans drunks, even if that means also sans cute cookies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today was pretty much just your average Thursday, albeit with a few more green-clad drunks in the streets of Manhattan. That the lunch place around the corner from us made their black and white cookies green and white today was, I thought, kind of cute. That the sidewalks right outside were full of people already &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=6215\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[54,28],"class_list":["post-6215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-new-york","tag-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6215"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6215"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6215\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}