{"id":5889,"date":"2011-01-26T21:55:17","date_gmt":"2011-01-27T02:55:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=5889"},"modified":"2011-01-26T21:55:17","modified_gmt":"2011-01-27T02:55:17","slug":"is-obama-in-big-salmons-pocket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=5889","title":{"rendered":"Is Obama in Big Salmon&#8217;s pocket?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/81595350@N00\/5391922352\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5057\/5391922352_0de4c11856.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>After the excitement of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=5885\">yesterday evening<\/a> &#8212; which, in retrospect, was perhaps not <i>terribly<\/i> exciting to an outside observer &#8212; I spent the rest of the night with the thrill-a-minute that was President Obama&#8217;s second <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/interactive\/2011\/01\/25\/us\/politics\/201100125_OBAMA_SOTU.html\">State of the Union<\/a> address. I don&#8217;t make a habit of watching the speech, which can sometimes make me feel like a bad citizen, but I happened to be on YouTube a few minutes before it started at 9 o&#8217;clock, so I decided, on a somewhat guilty-conscience-ridden spur, to watch it there. And you know what? It was fairly boring and kind of ridiculously long. And, considering how much of the speech I spent <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/unrealfred\/favorites\">making jokes about it on Twitter<\/a>, I&#8217;m not sure how actively my citizenry was engaged.<\/p>\n<p>Most of my silly comments were directed at John Boehner, our new Speaker of the House, and Michelle Bachmann, the Senate&#8217;s resident Crazy Lady. I think the former <i>might<\/i> deserve it &#8212; with an Oompa Loompa tan like that and such a quickness with the tears, it&#8217;s hard not to poke a little fun &#8212; but I <i>know<\/i> the latter does. And I didn&#8217;t even watch her deer-in-the-headlights, dictated-to-invisible-elves response to Obama&#8217;s speech last night. (Can someone please tell me how the Republicans get <i>two<\/i> televised responses? Say whatever you will about the Tea Party and their connection to the Republicans; they still <i>are<\/i> Republicans.)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, more snow today, though I managed not to oversleep or miss my train. I had a busy day at the office, and seemed to be mailing out more things out of the country in one day than I usually do in weeks, or months. We had one of our &#8220;Brown Bag Lunch&#8221; speakers again, but I decided to skip it. Instead, I grabbed a quick bite and ended up mostly working through lunch, since the weather was bad enough I couldn&#8217;t really <i>go<\/i> anywhere.<\/p>\n<p>And the weather was <i>very<\/i> icy this evening, on my commute home. The snow had stopped, but it had been replaced by freezing rain and sleet, which made walking very treacherous. I was turning a corner in Manhattan and had to grab onto the side of a building to keep from falling to the ground. And then at home, I found myself wishing people <i>hadn&#8217;t<\/i> shoveled the sidewalks. I don&#8217;t love walking through snow if I can help it, but I&#8217;d rather than a thin sheet of ice I can&#8217;t really see.<\/p>\n<p>I made it home safely, though, and we&#8217;ll see what the weather ends up being like tomorrow. More snow is predicted, and in fact it&#8217;s snowing now. I&#8217;ll tell you this much: whatever happens, I&#8217;m wearing boots tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After the excitement of yesterday evening &#8212; which, in retrospect, was perhaps not terribly exciting to an outside observer &#8212; I spent the rest of the night with the thrill-a-minute that was President Obama&#8217;s second State of the Union address. I don&#8217;t make a habit of watching the speech, which can sometimes make me feel &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=5889\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[67,28,6,32,114,52],"class_list":["post-5889","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-america","tag-personal","tag-politics","tag-twitter","tag-weather","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5889"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5889"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5889\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5889"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5889"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5889"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}