{"id":5700,"date":"2011-01-01T23:00:59","date_gmt":"2011-01-02T04:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=5700"},"modified":"2011-01-01T23:00:59","modified_gmt":"2011-01-02T04:00:59","slug":"a-whole-new-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=5700","title":{"rendered":"A whole new year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/81595350@N00\/5314769898\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5206\/5314769898_d3aa5163fe.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A brand new year means a brand new &#8220;Forgotten English&#8221; desk calendar, and the delightfully archaic word for today is &#8220;scurryfunge,&#8221; which reportedly means:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A hasty tidying of the house between the time you see a neighbor and the time she knocks on the door.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Overall, today was enough like yesterday, and many of the other days before it, frankly, to make me think this whole &#8220;new year&#8221; thing is perhaps just some kind of arbitrary social construction. Last night, I had dinner out with my parents, then spent some time watching the <i>Mystery Science Theater 3000<\/i> episode <i>The Final Sacrifice<\/i>. I don&#8217;t know that it actually is, as they claimed, &#8220;the worst thing to ever come out of Canada,&#8221; but it was a terrible, terrible movie. Yet they were in fine form riffing on it, and it&#8217;s easily one of the funniest episodes of the show I&#8217;ve seen. Canada takes a lot of good-natured ribbing throughout &#8212; &#8220;Bobo ate a bad can of Canadian bacon and he came down with hockey hair&#8230;&#8221; &#8212; but in the DVD extras, Zap Rowsdower himself, Bruce J. Mitchell, comes across as a really likable guy with no hard feelings towards Mike and the bots.<\/p>\n<p>Today, I spent a little time writing and a little time reading &#8212; not as much as I&#8217;d have liked to of either, but enough to get hopefully get me back into the swing of things. I did precious little of either &#8212; of anything, now that I think about it &#8212; over this two-week vacation.<\/p>\n<p>And then this evening, I watched the 1985 horror movie <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0089175\/\">Fright Night<\/a>, which I guess was okay. I think if I&#8217;d seen it in the &#8217;80s or shortly thereafter, when I was younger (and effects were not perhaps significantly better), I might have liked it more. Roddy MacDowall&#8217;s quite good in it, though, and it has its moments.<\/p>\n<p>And that was Saturday. Tomorrow&#8217;s the last day of my vacation before I head back to work. Yay?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A brand new year means a brand new &#8220;Forgotten English&#8221; desk calendar, and the delightfully archaic word for today is &#8220;scurryfunge,&#8221; which reportedly means: A hasty tidying of the house between the time you see a neighbor and the time she knocks on the door. Overall, today was enough like yesterday, and many of the &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=5700\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[82,64,14,48,28,17],"class_list":["post-5700","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-canada","tag-language","tag-movies","tag-mst3k","tag-personal","tag-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5700"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5700"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5700\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5700"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5700"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5700"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}