{"id":5357,"date":"2010-12-08T22:18:04","date_gmt":"2010-12-09T03:18:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=5357"},"modified":"2010-12-08T22:20:49","modified_gmt":"2010-12-09T03:20:49","slug":"is-this-the-face-of-an-asshole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=5357","title":{"rendered":"Is this the face of an asshole?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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So today was kind of weird, or at least started off that way.<\/p>\n

I stopped off at a place near the office where I often grab breakfast. It looked like they were having some trouble getting the gate fully open in front of one of the doors, so I went out a different exit than I usually do. Walking right in front of me was an older gentleman, and I mumbled my thanks as he held the door open behind him. And after that, what I’m pretty sure I heard him say in reply was, “You’re welcome, asshole.”<\/p>\n

I was already walking in the opposite direction, headed around the corner to get to work, and I was really confused by this. Did I mishear him? But I looked back, and he seemed to be staring after me, an angrily satisfied look on his face. I don’t know if I accidentally bumped into him and didn’t notice, if he thought I was being impatient and pushing my way through, or if he was just crazy. I was in a hurry, and he was moving quite slow, but I didn’t cut in front of him, ask him to move, or even knowingly throw him a dirty look. He held the door, I politely (if tersely) said thanks, and he called me an asshole.<\/p>\n

So you know what, fella? Fuck you. I’m sorry if I unknowingly offended you, but you certainly offended me.<\/p>\n

The rest of the day was largely uneventful by comparison, but maybe that’s only because I didn’t venture outside again until the end of the day. We had one of our semi-regular “brown bag lunches,” where they give us food and invite a guest speaker in to give a talk. Today’s was on “Fear of Feeling: Understanding and Using Emotion Effectively.” Maybe the guy from this morning should have attended. As it is, I’m not entirely convinced the talk was worth it. The gist seemed to be, emotions are good so don’t be afraid to have them. Which, y’know, is good advice as far as that goes, but not exactly profound.<\/p>\n

And hopefully your emotions won’t leave you cursing at strangers for no apparent reason.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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