{"id":52,"date":"2001-10-23T14:18:00","date_gmt":"2001-10-23T22:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=52"},"modified":"2001-10-23T14:18:00","modified_gmt":"2001-10-23T22:18:00","slug":"52","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=52","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\"><em>Tracey and Henry went on a school trip to the pumpkin patch last week. On the way home he says, &#8220;When pumpkins wanna communicate they turn into jack-o-lanterns.&#8221;<\/em><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">From <a href=\"http:\/\/www.henrysdiary.com\/\">Henry&#8217;s Diary<\/a>. Found via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.metafilter.com\/comments.mefi\/11752\">Metafilter<\/a>.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tracey and Henry went on a school trip to the pumpkin patch last week. On the way home he says, &#8220;When pumpkins wanna communicate they turn into jack-o-lanterns.&#8221; From Henry&#8217;s Diary. Found via Metafilter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-52","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=52"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=52"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=52"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=52"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}