{"id":4982,"date":"2010-10-25T23:54:06","date_gmt":"2010-10-26T03:54:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=4982"},"modified":"2010-10-25T23:54:06","modified_gmt":"2010-10-26T03:54:06","slug":"one-fish-two-fish-red-fish-stamfish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=4982","title":{"rendered":"One fish, two fish, red fish, stamfish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/81595350@N00\/5112350203\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1346\/5112350203_6ed6d1bfac.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Today was kind of weird, both a regular Monday and everything that comes with that, and almost a Friday, given that I&#8217;m off from work tomorrow. Unfortunately, it&#8217;s for a doctor&#8217;s appointment. I was originally going to be off this coming Friday, the start of a three-day weekend, but I rescheduled when I needed to make this appointment. That seemed easier than taking an additional half day this week, which also would have left me with one half-day less to use later on, in the likely event that I need to make any additional appointments.<\/p>\n<p>So it&#8217;s kind of like Friday, although also not anything like it at all.<\/p>\n<p>The word for the day on my Forgotten English desk calendar is &#8220;stamfish,&#8221; meaning &#8220;to talk in a way not generally understood.&#8221; I&#8217;ll leave it to you to decide how much I live up to the ideal in Matsell&#8217;s 1859 <i>Rogue&#8217;s Lexicon<\/i>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today was kind of weird, both a regular Monday and everything that comes with that, and almost a Friday, given that I&#8217;m off from work tomorrow. Unfortunately, it&#8217;s for a doctor&#8217;s appointment. I was originally going to be off this coming Friday, the start of a three-day weekend, but I rescheduled when I needed to &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=4982\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[5,64,28],"class_list":["post-4982","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-health","tag-language","tag-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4982"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4982"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4982\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4982"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4982"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4982"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}