{"id":48,"date":"2001-10-16T04:48:00","date_gmt":"2001-10-16T12:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=48"},"modified":"2001-10-16T04:48:00","modified_gmt":"2001-10-16T12:48:00","slug":"48","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=48","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">It&#8217;s almost like a bad joke, getting sick the day <em>after<\/em> you apply for health benefits, but here I am, with a fever, sore throat, trouble swallowing, and really nothing much I can do about it but ride it out and hope I don&#8217;t need antibiotics. I tried to arrange an appointment with University Health Services, uneager but willing to pay for the visit myself, but they only see students or staff with work-related illness. Is strep throat a work-related illness? God, I hope I don&#8217;t have strep thorat. Maybe I should feel lucky it&#8217;s not anthrax.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">Murphy&#8217;s Law asserts that whatever can go wrong, <em>will<\/em> go wrong. My addendum to that: whenever you have insurance, you won&#8217;t need it; whenever you need insurance, you won&#8217;t have it.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s almost like a bad joke, getting sick the day after you apply for health benefits, but here I am, with a fever, sore throat, trouble swallowing, and really nothing much I can do about it but ride it out and hope I don&#8217;t need antibiotics. I tried to arrange an appointment with University Health &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=48\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-48","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=48"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=48"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=48"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=48"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}