{"id":4532,"date":"2010-08-28T23:06:39","date_gmt":"2010-08-29T03:06:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=4532"},"modified":"2010-08-28T23:06:39","modified_gmt":"2010-08-29T03:06:39","slug":"more-of-this-is-true-than-you-would-believe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=4532","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;More of this is true than you would believe.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/81595350@N00\/4936746338\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4100\/4936746338_eb5bf76699.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Woke up first thing this morning to the sound of a barking dog, <i>our<\/i> barking dog, wanting to be taken outside. When you make a habit of occasionally stealing things off the kitchen table like, say, several rolls, you can maybe expect a little gastrointestinal distress a few hours later. But we came back in, and I went back to bed. I left him downstairs, but I can only presume Tucker did too.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t do too much with the rest of the day. I went to the library. I got a quick haircut. I read a little for <i>Kaleidotrope<\/i>. I wrote a little, too. And tonight I watched <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1234548\/\">The Men Who Stare at Goats<\/a>, which was okay but not great.<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s really it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Woke up first thing this morning to the sound of a barking dog, our barking dog, wanting to be taken outside. When you make a habit of occasionally stealing things off the kitchen table like, say, several rolls, you can maybe expect a little gastrointestinal distress a few hours later. But we came back in, &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=4532\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[14,28],"class_list":["post-4532","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-movies","tag-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4532"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4532"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4532\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4532"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4532"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4532"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}