{"id":4324,"date":"2010-08-04T22:45:54","date_gmt":"2010-08-05T02:45:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=4324"},"modified":"2010-08-04T22:45:54","modified_gmt":"2010-08-05T02:45:54","slug":"an-imaginant-cant-move-a-rubber-tree-plant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=4324","title":{"rendered":"An imaginant can&#8217;t move a rubber tree plant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/81595350@N00\/4861942856\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4119\/4861942856_8fd9ee686a.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Today&#8217;s bit of Forgotten English is &#8220;imaginant,&#8221; meaning &#8220;one who is prone to form strange ideas.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me, I had this strange idea that today was Wednesday, when all evidence would seem to suggest that it was actually just another yesterday, with a few cosmetic changes, to fool the tourists.<\/p>\n<p>I have this other idea that tomorrow is, in fact, Thursday, and that the week is almost over. But that just can&#8217;t be true, can it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s bit of Forgotten English is &#8220;imaginant,&#8221; meaning &#8220;one who is prone to form strange ideas.&#8221; Me, I had this strange idea that today was Wednesday, when all evidence would seem to suggest that it was actually just another yesterday, with a few cosmetic changes, to fool the tourists. I have this other idea that &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=4324\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-4324","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4324"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4324"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4324\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}