{"id":3699,"date":"2010-01-15T17:00:10","date_gmt":"2010-01-15T22:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=3699"},"modified":"2010-01-15T15:47:05","modified_gmt":"2010-01-15T20:47:05","slug":"thats-one-way-of-putting-it-53","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=3699","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;s one way of putting it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">Zach Handlen <a href=\"http:\/\/www.avclub.com\/articles\/gi-joe-the-rise-of-cobra,37029\/?utm_medium=RSS&#038;utm_campaign=feeds&#038;utm_source=channel_dvd\">on <i>G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra<\/i><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Sommers\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 action sequences have been degrading rapidly since his remake of <em>The Mummy<\/em>, becoming so disconnected from anything even remotely resembling real-world physics and cause and effect that it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s like watching drunken balloon animals fuck.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t seen the movie, but the clips Handlen provides make me nostalgic for the comparatively gritty and realistic original cartoon.<\/font> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zach Handlen on G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra Sommers\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 action sequences have been degrading rapidly since his remake of The Mummy, becoming so disconnected from anything even remotely resembling real-world physics and cause and effect that it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s like watching drunken balloon animals fuck. I haven&#8217;t seen the movie, but the clips Handlen provides make &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=3699\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[14,9],"class_list":["post-3699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-movies","tag-pop-culture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3699"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3699"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3699\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}