{"id":3692,"date":"2010-01-12T22:47:45","date_gmt":"2010-01-13T03:47:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=3692"},"modified":"2010-01-12T22:47:45","modified_gmt":"2010-01-13T03:47:45","slug":"so-thats-tuesday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=3692","title":{"rendered":"So that&#8217;s Tuesday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/81595350@N00\/4258390428\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2724\/4258390428_97b936fc50.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">Today was a little more Tuesday-ish than yesterday, but otherwise it was about the same.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve started reading through <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Slush_pile\">slush<\/a> again for <a href=\"http:\/\/kaleidotrope.net\/\">Kaleidotrope<\/a> and I&#8217;m starting to remember all the things I didn&#8217;t miss about it. Sometimes you come across a great story or poem &#8212; and the whole thing&#8217;s worth it just for that relatively small handful &#8212; but the great majority of submissions just don&#8217;t work, and often in the same predictable ways. Most are far for terrible; there&#8217;s just a lot of not-very-good stories being written. Still, as I noted on Twitter the other day, there are only two ways to get me to read your story all the way through: make it good, or make it really, really, <i>really<\/i> bad.<\/p>\n<p>And yes, that means I don&#8217;t always read every story all the way through. I hope that doesn&#8217;t seem shocking or disrespectful. If it&#8217;s no good for the first four or five pages, who <i>is<\/i> going to read any further than that? I read a lot further than anyone subscribing to the zine would be expected to, given a story that doesn&#8217;t work, and I try to offer comments on when and how each one went wrong for me. I&#8217;ve rejected many stories I have read all the way through &#8212; some I&#8217;ve even re-read multiple times, and liked, but that for some reason just didn&#8217;t fit with the zine &#8212; but a lot of them lose me much earlier than that. I often start skimming. Sometimes that skimming convinces me to turn back, reconsider, look for ways to salvage the broken beginning. More often, though, it just crystallizes what&#8217;s broken about the entire thing. That&#8217;s just the reality of it, I&#8217;m afraid.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, I&#8217;m also remembering all the things I missed about reading slush. Sturgeon&#8217;s Law isn&#8217;t really about the ninety percent of crud, after all. It&#8217;s about the ten percent that&#8217;s worth it.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today was a little more Tuesday-ish than yesterday, but otherwise it was about the same. I&#8217;ve started reading through slush again for Kaleidotrope and I&#8217;m starting to remember all the things I didn&#8217;t miss about it. Sometimes you come across a great story or poem &#8212; and the whole thing&#8217;s worth it just for that &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=3692\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[4,28],"class_list":["post-3692","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-kaleidotrope","tag-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3692"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3692"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3692\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3692"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3692"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3692"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}