{"id":3665,"date":"2009-12-30T18:07:35","date_gmt":"2009-12-30T23:07:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=3665"},"modified":"2009-12-30T18:07:35","modified_gmt":"2009-12-30T23:07:35","slug":"wednesday-various-27","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=3665","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday various"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\"><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.decontextualize.com\/2009\/12\/a-desolate-amusement\/\">A computer that can generate bad puns<\/a>? Ladies and gentlemen, I have been rendered obsolete! [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.waxy.org\/links\" title=\"Waxy.org Links\">via<\/a>]<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Australian scientists have discovered an octopus in Indonesia <a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/as_australia_coconut_octopus;_ylt=Aj6k654Wp.tuaTX47MpCrkYTO7gF\">that collects coconut shells for shelter<\/a> \u00e2\u20ac\u201d unusually sophisticated behavior that the researchers believe is the first evidence of tool use in an invertebrate animal.&#8221; Looks like dread Cthulhu has finally discovered <i>Monty Python and the Holy Grail<\/i>.<\/li>\n<li>You know, if I was best known for smashing watermelons with a sledgehammer on stage, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.avclub.com\/articles\/gallagher,36622\/?utm_medium=RSS&#038;utm_campaign=feeds&#038;utm_source=channel_dvd\">I might be a little mean and bitter too<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>Oh my. Particle physicists have been searching for the &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2009\/12\/09\/flynt-vs-flynt-larry.html?utm_source=feedburner&#038;utm_medium=feed&#038;utm_campaign=Feed:+boingboing\/iBag+%28Boing+Boing%29\" title=\"Flynt vs. Flynt: Larry sues nephews for producing 'inferior' porn with too much 'boob element'\">boob element<\/a>&#8221; for decades! [<a href=\"http:\/\/gerrycanavan.wordpress.com\/\" title=\"Gerry Canavan\">via<\/a>]<\/li>\n<li>And finally, Unusual Stop Motion: Videogame [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.zefrank.com\" title=\"Ze Frank\">via<\/a>]\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/gVph_oJ62vQ&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x2b405b&#038;color2=0x6b8ab6\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/gVph_oJ62vQ&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;color1=0x2b405b&#038;color2=0x6b8ab6\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A computer that can generate bad puns? Ladies and gentlemen, I have been rendered obsolete! [via] &#8220;Australian scientists have discovered an octopus in Indonesia that collects coconut shells for shelter \u00e2\u20ac\u201d unusually sophisticated behavior that the researchers believe is the first evidence of tool use in an invertebrate animal.&#8221; Looks like dread Cthulhu has finally &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=3665\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[86,50,11,95,101,102,7,39],"class_list":["post-3665","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-computers","tag-funny","tag-publishing","tag-puns","tag-sex","tag-stop-motion","tag-videos","tag-weird"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3665"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3665"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3665\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3665"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3665"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3665"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}