{"id":3595,"date":"2009-10-07T20:33:31","date_gmt":"2009-10-08T00:33:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=3595"},"modified":"2009-10-07T16:46:17","modified_gmt":"2009-10-07T20:46:17","slug":"what-happened-in-vegas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=3595","title":{"rendered":"What happened in Vegas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/images\/vegascapfest.jpg\" width=\"634\" height=\"482\" \/><br \/>\n<font size=\"1\" face=\"Verdana\">l to r: Hireling, TVGM, Weird_1, KINGDINOSAUR, tinaw, CaptainEvilElvis, Scouty, bosko, porpoise, GlitterRock, UnReality (me)<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana\">I had, it must be said, a terrific time in <a href=\"http:\/\/vegascapfest2009.blogspot.com\/\">Las Vegas<\/a>.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana\">I posted to <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/unrealfred\">my Twitter feed<\/a> as often as I could while I was there, from Thursday afternoon to Monday morning, and even a little bit on the plane ride home. And I posted <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/81595350@N00\/sets\/72157622528720166\/\">several photos<\/a> as well when I returned. I did very little gambling in Vegas, beyond the occasional slot machine, and there&#8217;s a lot I didn&#8217;t get to see. But I had a blast meeting (and re-meeting) my fellow <a href=\"http:\/\/capperwiki.com\/wiki\/index.php?title=Capper_Essays\">cappers<\/a>. There&#8217;s already talk of another Capfest next year, maybe in San Francisco, and if I can I&#8217;ll definitely attend.<\/font><\/p>\n<table>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\"><font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/81595350@N00\/3985744759\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3488\/3985744759_860d04cc18.jpg\" width=\"301\" height=\"226\" \/><\/a><\/font><\/td>\n<td><font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana\">I arrived from New York on Thursday afternoon and almost immediately ran into porpoise and her husband, CaptainEvilElvis, at the airport. We decided to hop a city bus to the hotel &#8212; only about 15 minutes away &#8212; which worked out surprisingly well for us. After checking in, I eventually made my way back downstairs to the coffee shop on the casino floor and met up with some of the rest of the group &#8212; including bosko, our event organizer. We hung around for a few hours, just talking, taking advantage of the shop&#8217;s free wif, and &#8212; that famed Capfest tradition &#8212; writing silly things on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.weird-1.50megs.com\/\">the back of postcards<\/a>.<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana\">We were staying at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.orleanscasino.com\/\">the Orleans<\/a>, since bosko works there, and by 7 o&#8217;clock just about all of our group had arrived. We moseyed over T.G.I. Friday&#8217;s for dinner, then afterward to the movie theater upstairs to see the Bruce Willis lack-of-actioner <em>Surrogates<\/em>. By that point, though, I was sort of running on empty &#8212; what with the 5 to 6-hour flight and three-hour time difference &#8212; and I bailed on seeing the movie. I&#8217;d already seen it the Sunday before, and I wasn&#8217;t in any rush to repeat the experience. (Though I&#8217;m pleased that everyone seemed to share my low opinion of the film the next morning.) <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana\">The next morning we had breakfast, then hung around the hotel for a little while capping more postcards. (I never had an accurate count, but we easily had dozens of postcards to mail out when we were done.) Then we split up into a couple of separate groups, six of us heading to the\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.neonmuseum.org\/\">Neon Graveyard<\/a>.<\/font><\/p>\n<table>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/81595350@N00\/3985724885\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2667\/3985724885_09581517b9_m.jpg\" width=\"250\" height=\"189\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/81595350@N00\/3985712271\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3459\/3985712271_b872db093f_m.jpg\" width=\"250\" height=\"190\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/81595350@N00\/3985722743\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2492\/3985722743_dd50eb040c_m.jpg\" width=\"250\" height=\"188\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/81595350@N00\/3986477164\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2515\/3986477164_dec1e83863_m.jpg\" width=\"250\" height=\"188\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana\">After that, we grabbed a late lunch at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.in-n-out.com\/\">In-and-Out Burger<\/a>, which makes some damn fine burgers. It&#8217;s a West Coast-only chain, so I was actually really looking forward to this, and the food didn&#8217;t disappoint. (Although now I&#8217;m <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newsfromme.com\/archives\/2009_10_04.html#017823\">eager to try Five Guys<\/a>, which I hear might be as good, if not better. Several locations just opened up on Long Island, as a matter of fact.)<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana\">After that, we were going to head out to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.redrockcanyonlv.org\/\">Red Rock Canyon<\/a>, to meet up with the rest of our group, but there just wasn&#8217;t enough time. I&#8217;m sorry we didn&#8217;t get to see it, but <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pinballmuseum.org\/\">the Pinball Museum<\/a>, which we did get to see, was actually quite cool.<\/font><\/p>\n<table>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/81595350@N00\/3985706233\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2668\/3985706233_4b8ca44d48_m.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/81595350@N00\/3985706017\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2510\/3985706017_dbb983e3df_m.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/81595350@N00\/3986460350\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2547\/3986460350_b34dae155c_m.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/81595350@N00\/3986260410\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3490\/3986260410_7c66517aa4_m.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana\">After that, it was movie night at bosko&#8217;s place &#8212; a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rifftrax.com\/\">Rifftrax<\/a> short and the <em>MST3K<\/em> episode <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Hobgoblins_(film)#Mystery_Science_Theater_3000\">Hobgoblins<\/a> &#8212; then back to the hotel, to collapse from exhaustion.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana\">On Saturday, we met again for breakfast &#8212; although we never managed to all meet at the same time &#8212; capped a few more postcards, and then split up again for some sightseeing. Several of us drove over to the Excalibur &#8212; where I stayed the last time I was in Vegas, some 15-20 years ago &#8212; and then walked up and down the Strip.<\/font><\/p>\n<table>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/81595350@N00\/3986254442\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3157\/3986254442_c6f40eb45d_m.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/81595350@N00\/3986252614\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2588\/3986252614_b692821f88_m.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/81595350@N00\/3985472327\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3166\/3985472327_645d44dae1_m.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/81595350@N00\/3986238080\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3425\/3986238080_e1d734f455_m.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana\">We met up with everybody else at the famous &#8220;Welcome to Las Vegas&#8221; sign (which is where that group photo up top was taken), then walked back to the car and drove to the Sahara, which was within easy walking distance of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.worldslargestgiftshop.com\/cgi-bin\/shop\">the World&#8217;s Largest Gift Shop<\/a>. (It was a lot of fun, as the pictures below will probably attest, but I wasn&#8217;t at all impressed by its size.)<\/font><\/p>\n<table>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/81595350@N00\/3985477753\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2602\/3985477753_5f7eac007a_m.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/81595350@N00\/3986231702\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2504\/3986231702_973ce0d779_m.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/81595350@N00\/3986231444\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2468\/3986231444_2b17ef116b_m.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<td valign=\"top\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/81595350@N00\/3986230730\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2520\/3986230730_0105f588e3_m.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana\">But I can&#8217;t deny it was a lot of fun. After a little more walking, we made our way back to the Orleans, where we hung out again at the coffee shop. (Seriously, I think I became slightly addicted to Seattle&#8217;s Best Coffee while I was there.) I got in a little <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hipsoda.com\/caption\/\">late-night capping<\/a> while we filled out <em>yet more<\/em> postcards, and then before you know it, it was time for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/81595350@N00\/3986226914\/\">ice cream cake<\/a> from the Baskin-Robbins in the hotel&#8217;s food court to celebrate <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm1039468\/\">KINGDINOSAUR<\/a>&#8216;s birthday. After that, we went to one of the rooms upstairs and watched an absolutely hilarious amateur stage production of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/%22Manos%22_The_Hands_of_Fate\">Manos: The Hands of Fate<\/a>. It was pitch-perfect, and obviously made with love &#8212; of the movie&#8217;s awfulness, if not of the movie itself &#8212; and many thanks to <a href=\"http:\/\/glitterscappostparty.yuku.com\/\">GlitterRock<\/a> for bringing it along.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana\">Several people were leaving on Sunday, some very early in the morning, so for those of us left it became pretty much a free-for-all. After grabbing a quick breakfast, I decided to walk over to the Rio and get a ticket to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pennandteller.com\/\">Penn &amp; Teller<\/a>. I didn&#8217;t have much energy left for anything else, so I just went back to the hotel after that. I grabbed some lunch (an ostrich burger from the food court) and did some last-minute gift-shopping, then spent most of the afternoon hanging around my room watching TV and poking around online. (Seriously, a Reuben sandwich from room service and an episode of <em>Barney Miller<\/em> is about as exciting as things got.)<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana\">Around 7, though, I got changed and left for the show (which started seating at 8). Unfortunately, I misjudged where I was supposed to turn off on Tropicana &#8212; having decided, for some reason, not to take the same route as I had that morning &#8212; and I wound up in a scary industrial park part of town. I promised myself if I survived without being mugged, I&#8217;d take a cab back to the Orleans. It took me about another hour to find the Rio, but I made there in plenty of time for the show. I had a great seat; it was a little expensive, but I decided to splurge, my last night in town. And despite being a good 30-40% material I&#8217;d seen the duo perform before &#8212; either on Broadway or on television &#8212; the show was great fun.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana\">I didn&#8217;t manage to get either autograph after the show, although, again, I&#8217;ve seen them perform before. I bumped into bosko, porpoise, and CaptainEvilElvis outside the theater, and they offered me a ride home. (They&#8217;d been having dinner with director <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0586399\/\">Ted V. Mikels<\/a>, who&#8217;d been kind enough to sign cards for the rest of us who couldn&#8217;t make it.) We dropped bosko off at his apartment, then decided to go bowling at the Orleans. The two of them squarely beat me &#8212; though I rallied with a pair of strikes at the end &#8212; and then it was off to bed.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/81595350@N00\/3986260134\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3463\/3986260134_00d67ab23e.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana\">Monday was mostly just checking out, going to the airport &#8212; I can&#8217;t say I&#8217;m overly fond of McCarran International &#8212; and flying home. We actually did really well on that end, arriving in New York about an hour earlier than expected. I spent most of the flight napping and listening to podcasts, including Kij Johnson&#8217;s terrific short story &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.kijjohnson.com\/evolution.html\">The evolution of trickster stories among the dogs of North Park after the Change<\/a>&#8221; on <a href=\"http:\/\/podcastle.org\/\">PodCastle<\/a>. My parents picked me up at Kennedy, and we grabbed some dinner on the way home. I took yesterday off just because I could.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana\">Again, it was great fun. I&#8217;ve never had a bad time hanging out with other cappers &#8212; be it <a href=\"http:\/\/batqueen.chebwa.com\/video\/capfest03.mpg\">in San Antonio<\/a>, or in <a href=\"http:\/\/lacapfest2008.blogspot.com\/\">Los Angeles<\/a>, or any of the smaller get-togethers we&#8217;ve had here in New York. By and large, they&#8217;re good and funny people &#8212; and everybody I met this weekend was that in spades. It&#8217;s no wonder I&#8217;ve been capping regularly since 1996. It was one of the first things I discovered on the Internet, and I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ll still be at it when the Internet is nothing more than a forgotten twinkle in Al Gore&#8217;s eye.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana\">Onward, then, to <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Capfest\">Capfest 2010<\/a>!<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>l to r: Hireling, TVGM, Weird_1, KINGDINOSAUR, tinaw, CaptainEvilElvis, Scouty, bosko, porpoise, GlitterRock, UnReality (me) I had, it must be said, a terrific time in Las Vegas. I posted to my Twitter feed as often as I could while I was there, from Thursday afternoon to Monday morning, and even a little bit on the &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=3595\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[13,28,75],"class_list":["post-3595","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-capping","tag-personal","tag-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3595"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3595"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3595\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3595"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3595"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}