{"id":3551,"date":"2009-08-27T22:19:39","date_gmt":"2009-08-28T02:19:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=3551"},"modified":"2009-08-27T22:19:39","modified_gmt":"2009-08-28T02:19:39","slug":"im-happy-just-to-tweet-with-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=3551","title":{"rendered":"I’m Happy Just to Tweet with You"},"content":{"rendered":"

So, a few months back, I spent an unhealthy number of hours coming up with fake Beatles facts<\/a> on my Twitter account. It seemed like a fun idea at the time. Then this morning, I noticed that Bill Corbett<\/a> was now doing it, too, this time using the more sensible — albeit longer — hashtag<\/a> “fakebeatlesfacts<\/a>.” And so I had to get back on that horse. Here are the “facts” I came up with:<\/p>\n

Sgt. Pepper was tragically killed in a training exercise in Vietnam, later portrayed in the film Full Metal Jacket<\/i>.<\/p>\n

Lennon and McCartney wrote “I’ve Got a Feeling” when both of them, ironically, were suffering from Bell’s palsy.<\/p>\n

Jai guru deva om is actually Sanskrit for “Klaatu barada nikto.”<\/p>\n

Their appearance on the Ed Sullivan Show in ’64 led to Ringo’s scandalous on-again off-again romance with Topo Gigio.<\/p>\n

The title of “Fifth Beatle” truly belongs to Ringo 2.0, successfully cloned from a skin cell in 1963.<\/p>\n

The group was nicknamed the Fab Four after cosmic radiation transformed them into crime-fighting superheroes.<\/p>\n

However, only Ringo was asked to join the Avengers, leading to animosity and Paul’s notorious fisticuffs with Thor.<\/p>\n

Renewed interest in Julia Child has revealed her “glass onion” recipe, and that she introduced the Beatles to pot.<\/p>\n

Originally titled “Revolution 9 from Outer Space,” the song was shortened when Paul was replaced by Ringo’s chiropractor.<\/p>\n

Although the Beatles did not play at Woodstock, John Lennon sat in briefly, under his well known pseudonym Joan Baez.<\/p>\n

The Maharishi Yogi soon tired of Ringo’s constant “pic-a-nic basket” jokes.<\/p>\n

McCartney conducted extensive research for “The Long and Winding Road,” most of which would later be adopted by MapQuest.<\/p>\n

Martha My Dear was written in tribute to Martha Reeves, with whom Ringo had toured with as one of the Vandellas.<\/p>\n

Their stay in Hamburg was spent touring the city with a young David Hasselhoff, who even then was big in Germany.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Incidentally, I’m never sure if this makes Twitter seem more or less appealing to the uninitiated, to know that people — well, okay, people like me — use it much more for silliness like this than for telling others what we had for lunch. (A beet salad from ‘wichcraft<\/a> — and you read it here<\/i> first!) <\/p>\n

I never quite know how to defend Twitter except to say — all those complaints raised about it? All that confusion about who could ever find a use for a such a thing? That used to be me, until I saw the day-to-day reality of how it’s used. Now, I just think Noel Murray sums it up pretty well<\/a>:<\/p>\n

This is a common critique of Twitter: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t need to know what a bunch of strangers had for lunch.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d And yet that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s so far removed from the way I use the service that I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m unsure where to begin refuting it. Personally, I only follow a small group of people on Twitter, and I have a limited circle of friends of Facebook. Most of these are people I know\u00e2\u20ac\u201dor at least know of. We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re talking to each other about things we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re presumably all interested in; we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re sharing quick thoughts on movies, TV, kids, and the petty annoyances and subtle joys of a passing day. The other day one of my Twitter-followers\u00e2\u20ac\u201dsomeone I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t follow, I hasten to note\u00e2\u20ac\u201dcomplained that he didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t like me having a six-or-seven-Tweet exchange with a friend and thereby \u00e2\u20ac\u0153cluttering up his feed.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d And all I could think was, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Dude, following me is not compulsory.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d I think that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s what critics of Twitter often fail to understand. Though some may use Twitter and Facebook as one big \u00e2\u20ac\u0153look at me,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d the majority are just trying to stay connected with friends, old and new.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

As always, you can follow me — with or without a Twitter account of your own — here<\/a>.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So, a few months back, I spent an unhealthy number of hours coming up with fake Beatles facts on my Twitter account. It seemed like a fun idea at the time. Then this morning, I noticed that Bill Corbett was now doing it, too, this time using the more sensible — albeit longer — hashtag … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[33,50,32],"class_list":["post-3551","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-beatles","tag-funny","tag-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3551"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3551"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3551\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}