{"id":344,"date":"2002-06-14T07:53:00","date_gmt":"2002-06-14T15:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=344"},"modified":"2002-06-14T07:53:00","modified_gmt":"2002-06-14T15:53:00","slug":"344","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=344","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">Well, apparently <a href=\"http:\/\/smattering.org\/archives\/00000586.php\">the Friday Five<\/a> is back:<\/p>\n<p><strong>1. How often do you do laundry?<\/strong> When I start to run out of clean clothes. I sometimes think it would be simpler just to keep buying new socks.<\/p>\n<p><strong>2. What&#8217;s in a typical wash load?<\/strong> Typically, I mix clothes and detergent and water and let the machine take it from there. It&#8217;s more qualified than I am.<\/p>\n<p><strong>3. Front or top loader? Powder or liquid detergent?<\/strong> When will this inquisition end?! But seriously, top-loading washer because that&#8217;s what my apartment complex has. Liquid detergent because&#8230;um&#8230;well, just because.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4. Do you use fabric softener in the rinse cycle?<\/strong> That would require that I be in the laundry room when the rinse cycle starts, so no. I typically ignore my laundry until it&#8217;s done.<\/p>\n<p><strong>5. Dryer or clothesline?<\/strong> Dryer. Because I have no back yard and besides, what would you do if it rained?<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, apparently the Friday Five is back: 1. How often do you do laundry? When I start to run out of clean clothes. I sometimes think it would be simpler just to keep buying new socks. 2. What&#8217;s in a typical wash load? Typically, I mix clothes and detergent and water and let the machine &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=344\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-344","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=344"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}