{"id":3311,"date":"2009-01-20T21:42:01","date_gmt":"2009-01-21T02:42:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=3311"},"modified":"2009-01-20T21:42:29","modified_gmt":"2009-01-21T02:42:29","slug":"the-sweet-smell-of-success","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=3311","title":{"rendered":"The sweet smell of success?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana\">As if their joke &#8212; it was a joke, right? &#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/wp-admin\/=%22http:\/\/gerrycanavan.blogspot.com\/2008\/12\/is-that-hint-of-flame-broiled-meat.html%22\">body spray<\/a> wasn&#8217;t weird enough, now Burger King wants you to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sogoodblog.com\/2009\/01\/07\/whopper-sacrifice-ditch-10-friends-get-a-free-whopper\/\">ditch your friends for food<\/a>. Friendship is fleeting, but the Whopper&#8217;s flame-broiled empty calories are forever. [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.waxy.org\/links\/\" title=\"Waxy.org Links\">via<\/a>]<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana\">As to the body spray, Burger King might be interested in <a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/5126212\/axe-proven-to-help-dumb-men-attract-mates\">a recent study<\/a> that suggests it&#8217;s not how you smell, but how confident thinking you smell good can make you. [<a href=\"http:\/\/gerrycanavan.blogspot.com\/\" title=\"Gerry Canavan\">via<\/a>]  <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana\">Then again, as <a href=\"http:\/\/maureenmcq.blogspot.com\/2008\/12\/how-did-i-miss-this.html\">Maureen F. McHugh says<\/a>, &#8220;I am willing to be convinced that food could be a fragrance&#8230;.But fast food? It&#8217;s a terrifying world.&#8221;<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As if their joke &#8212; it was a joke, right? &#8212; body spray wasn&#8217;t weird enough, now Burger King wants you to ditch your friends for food. Friendship is fleeting, but the Whopper&#8217;s flame-broiled empty calories are forever. [via] As to the body spray, Burger King might be interested in a recent study that suggests &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=3311\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[21,5,9],"class_list":["post-3311","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-food","tag-health","tag-pop-culture"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3311"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3311"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3311\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}