{"id":3240,"date":"2008-12-02T17:05:28","date_gmt":"2008-12-02T22:05:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=3240"},"modified":"2008-12-02T20:21:15","modified_gmt":"2008-12-03T01:21:15","slug":"thats-one-way-of-putting-it-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=3240","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;s one way of putting it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rollick.livejournal.com\/750331.html\">Tasha Robinson on <em>Twilight<\/em><\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>It felt like it was being delivered in a language I don&#8217;t speak, a language where &#8220;You don&#8217;t understand, I really really really want to kill you and drink your blood, I can barely stop myself from tearing you open and feasting on your blood right now&#8221; is an accepted colloquialism for &#8220;You are cute and I like you. Would you like to go on a chaste date where we just stare into each other&#8217;s eyes a lot?&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tasha Robinson on Twilight: It felt like it was being delivered in a language I don&#8217;t speak, a language where &#8220;You don&#8217;t understand, I really really really want to kill you and drink your blood, I can barely stop myself from tearing you open and feasting on your blood right now&#8221; is an accepted colloquialism &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=3240\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-3240","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3240"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3240"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3240\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}