{"id":3187,"date":"2008-10-09T12:23:45","date_gmt":"2008-10-09T16:23:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=3187"},"modified":"2008-10-09T12:26:49","modified_gmt":"2008-10-09T16:26:49","slug":"tempus-fuhgetaboutit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=3187","title":{"rendered":"Tempus fuhgetaboutit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana\">I just got a &#8220;happy anniversary&#8221; card in my mailbox at work. As of October 18, I&#8217;ll have been employed here for four years.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\" face=\"Verdana\">Huh. How&#8217;d that go and happen? <\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just got a &#8220;happy anniversary&#8221; card in my mailbox at work. As of October 18, I&#8217;ll have been employed here for four years. Huh. How&#8217;d that go and happen?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-3187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3187"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3187"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3187\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}