{"id":3157,"date":"2008-09-18T16:08:24","date_gmt":"2008-09-18T20:08:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=3157"},"modified":"2008-09-18T16:08:24","modified_gmt":"2008-09-18T20:08:24","slug":"lets-all-go-to-the-mall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=3157","title":{"rendered":"Let&#8217;s all go to the mall"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">I have to say, when faced with the choice between going to work and lying around watching episodes of <i>How I Met Your Mother<\/i>, it&#8217;s really a no-brainer. I&#8217;m very glad I took today and Friday off.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=gdD0j6wmMNc\">This<\/a> may be the funniest thing I&#8217;ve ever seen. &#8220;The &#8217;80s didn&#8217;t come to Canada until like &#8217;93.&#8221;<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have to say, when faced with the choice between going to work and lying around watching episodes of How I Met Your Mother, it&#8217;s really a no-brainer. I&#8217;m very glad I took today and Friday off. This may be the funniest thing I&#8217;ve ever seen. &#8220;The &#8217;80s didn&#8217;t come to Canada until like &#8217;93.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-3157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3157"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3157"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3157\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}