{"id":3093,"date":"2008-07-29T15:42:20","date_gmt":"2008-07-29T19:42:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=3093"},"modified":"2008-07-29T15:42:20","modified_gmt":"2008-07-29T19:42:20","slug":"another-reason-i-dont-go-to-the-beach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=3093","title":{"rendered":"Another reason I don&#8217;t go to the beach"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">We&#8217;re spending way too much time at the office right now trying to figure out what <a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/5030531\/dead-monster-washes-ashore-in-montauk\">this thing<\/a> is.<\/p>\n<p>Warning: SFW, but not apparently safe for getting any work done afterwards. And pretty creepy-looking to boot.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re spending way too much time at the office right now trying to figure out what this thing is. Warning: SFW, but not apparently safe for getting any work done afterwards. And pretty creepy-looking to boot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-3093","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3093"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3093"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3093\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3093"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3093"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3093"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}