{"id":3089,"date":"2008-07-28T11:00:31","date_gmt":"2008-07-28T15:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=3089"},"modified":"2008-07-28T11:00:31","modified_gmt":"2008-07-28T15:00:31","slug":"life-has-its-little-ups-and-downs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=3089","title":{"rendered":"Life has its little ups and downs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">When you get on the elevator and the button for your floor doesn&#8217;t work, I think you should be excused from going to work that day. I&#8217;m just saying.<\/p>\n<p>Instead I got off on the third floor offices and walked up one.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you get on the elevator and the button for your floor doesn&#8217;t work, I think you should be excused from going to work that day. I&#8217;m just saying. Instead I got off on the third floor offices and walked up one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-3089","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3089"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3089"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3089\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3089"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3089"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3089"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}