{"id":3055,"date":"2008-07-03T20:21:10","date_gmt":"2008-07-04T00:21:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=3055"},"modified":"2008-07-03T20:21:10","modified_gmt":"2008-07-04T00:21:10","slug":"i-know-one-movie-i-wont-be-seeing-this-weekend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=3055","title":{"rendered":"I know one movie I won&#8217;t be seeing this weekend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">Ben Kingsley making out with Mary-Kate Olsen in a phone booth? That may be the most horrifying thing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.avclub.com\/content\/cinema\/the_wackness?utm_source=from_tag\">I&#8217;ve ever read<\/a>.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ben Kingsley making out with Mary-Kate Olsen in a phone booth? That may be the most horrifying thing I&#8217;ve ever read.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-3055","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3055"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3055"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3055\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3055"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3055"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3055"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}