{"id":303,"date":"2002-05-22T12:17:00","date_gmt":"2002-05-22T20:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=303"},"modified":"2002-05-22T12:17:00","modified_gmt":"2002-05-22T20:17:00","slug":"303","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=303","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">&#8220;He who controls the Spice, controls the universe.&#8221;<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">I, or rather my boss, just received a piece of junk mail from a web hosting company. Included was a silver package of &#8220;Basic Barbecue Blend&#8221; from the (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.southwestspicecompany.com\/\">apparently fictitious<\/a>) Southwest Spice Company. Who are the ad geniuses who dreamed <em>that<\/em> one up?<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;He who controls the Spice, controls the universe.&#8221; I, or rather my boss, just received a piece of junk mail from a web hosting company. Included was a silver package of &#8220;Basic Barbecue Blend&#8221; from the (apparently fictitious) Southwest Spice Company. Who are the ad geniuses who dreamed that one up?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-303","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/303"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=303"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/303\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}