{"id":3024,"date":"2008-06-20T20:03:20","date_gmt":"2008-06-21T01:03:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=3024"},"modified":"2008-06-20T20:03:20","modified_gmt":"2008-06-21T01:03:20","slug":"someone-told-me-its-all-happening-at-the-zoo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=3024","title":{"rendered":"Someone told me it&#8217;s all happening at the zoo&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size\">I do believe it. I do believe it&#8217;s true.<\/p>\n<p>Today was my company&#8217;s summer outing. (I&#8217;d say &#8220;annual&#8221; summer outing, but I don&#8217;t think we&#8217;ve had one before this, in the three and a half years that I&#8217;ve worked there.) We went to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bronxzoo.com\/\">Bronx Zoo<\/a> and had a thoroughly good time. I haven&#8217;t been there &#8212; or, I think, to any zoo &#8212; in decades. It definitely beat a day sitting at my desk &#8212; especially since sitting at my desk tends to hurt a lot lately. I had a lot of fun.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-3024","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3024"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3024"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3024\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3024"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3024"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3024"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}