{"id":3013,"date":"2008-06-13T10:53:56","date_gmt":"2008-06-13T15:53:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=3013"},"modified":"2008-06-13T10:54:57","modified_gmt":"2008-06-13T15:54:57","slug":"ouch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=3013","title":{"rendered":"Ouch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">Back in early May, I attended a conference for work in Washington, D.C. I spent most of the 5-6 days I was there on my feet, either selling books or walking around the enormous convention center. And it was around that time that I started noticing a very slight numbness in my big right toe. It was very slight, to the point that I was unsure if I wasn&#8217;t just imagining it, but it was a little disconcerting. I resolved to stay off my feet as much as possible when I got home and to buy some new, more comfortable shoes.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">The numbness, though, never went away. It&#8217;s intermittent, and I can move and put pressure on the toe without any discomfort. I&#8217;ve never lost feeling in the toe completely, and I have no trouble walking on my foot. The toe has just just felt slightly different since D.C. &#8212; enough that I thought maybe I&#8217;d pinched a nerve, or suffered a hairline fracture, or something.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">A few weeks later &#8212; I&#8217;m not sure exactly when at this point, but I know it was after I returned from the conference &#8212; I started experiencing pain in my left side, in the upper rear thigh and thereabouts. It felt a lot like what people have been telling me a pulled hamstring feels like: sharp, painful twinges in the muscle when I sit down, stand up, bend over, or stretch out the leg while sitting down. I&#8217;ve been trying to keep off of it, applying ice and heat and Aleve, but it&#8217;s been tough. Sometimes it seems like it&#8217;s (very slowly) getting better; other times, not so much.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">It was actually what I was most concerned about when I went to see an orthopedist yesterday afternoon. The toe is&#8230;well, weird and unnerving. But it&#8217;s the leg that actually <em>hurts<\/em>. And I don&#8217;t remember <em>doing<\/em> anything that would have pulled the muscle in the first place.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">They took a bunch of x-rays, took a look at the legs and tested my reflexes (which are apparently a little off on my left side), and then the doctor said he wanted me to see a neurologist about the toe and get an MRI of my lower back to see about the leg. Then I&#8217;ll see one of his colleagues in the same practice, the back specialist, and go from there.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">Which isn&#8217;t exactly what I wanted to hear. It&#8217;s still probably nothing &#8212; at worst, a pinched or damaged nerve in my foot and a pulled muscle in my thigh. But obviously what I wanted to hear was, &#8220;oh yes, that&#8217;s what it is, absolutely nothing to worry about.&#8221; Or, failing that: &#8220;definitely worry about it, but here&#8217;s what you need to do to make it better.&#8221; Instead I&#8217;m going for an MRI on Monday and worrying over the possibility, however small, that it&#8217;s not a pulled hamstring but something worse. I have an appointment with the neurologist in mid-July &#8212; the first appointment I could get at a mutually convenient hour &#8212; but again, it&#8217;s the leg that&#8217;s the biggest concern.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">Which is just another reason why sitting hunched over a computer screen, trying to figure out why my cable modem and my wireless router won&#8217;t talk to one another like they used to, is low on the list of things I want to be doing.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Back in early May, I attended a conference for work in Washington, D.C. I spent most of the 5-6 days I was there on my feet, either selling books or walking around the enormous convention center. 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