{"id":30,"date":"2001-10-08T15:02:00","date_gmt":"2001-10-08T23:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=30"},"modified":"2001-10-08T15:02:00","modified_gmt":"2001-10-08T23:02:00","slug":"30","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=30","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"5\">\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"http:\/\/www.robohouse.com\/myrobot\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.robohouse.com\/myrobot\/david.gif\" border=0 alt=\"Click here to find out what robot you really are\"><\/a><\/td>\n<td>Apparently I could have been the Iron Giant, were I only able to use sex to manipulate people. But, as the wise albeit fictional Fraiser Crane once quipped, men <em>can&#8217;t<\/em> use sex to get what we want. Sex <em>is<\/em> what we want. Found via my friend Sharon&#8217;s weblog, <a href=\"http:\/\/users.ev1.net\/~leistiko\/spyderella\/stars\/whatsup.html\">phlebotomy<\/a>.  <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">In other news, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scifi.com\/scifiction\/periodictable.html\">this week&#8217;s element<\/a> is argon.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently I could have been the Iron Giant, were I only able to use sex to manipulate people. But, as the wise albeit fictional Fraiser Crane once quipped, men can&#8217;t use sex to get what we want. Sex is what we want. Found via my friend Sharon&#8217;s weblog, phlebotomy. In other news, this week&#8217;s element &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=30\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-30","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}