{"id":2989,"date":"2008-05-29T20:06:19","date_gmt":"2008-05-30T01:06:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2989"},"modified":"2008-05-29T20:06:19","modified_gmt":"2008-05-30T01:06:19","slug":"askjeeves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2989","title":{"rendered":"AskJeeves?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">Oh, <i>Sex and the City<\/i>, look what you&#8217;ve done <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rogerebert.com\/apps\/pbcs.dll\/article?AID=\/20080528\/REVIEWS\/907685264\/-1\/RSS\">to poor Roger Ebert<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I went to AskJeeves.com and typed in \u00e2\u20ac\u0153How do female dogs masturbate?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d and did not get a satisfactory answer&#8230;&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Well they had to save <i>something<\/i> for the sequel!<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, Sex and the City, look what you&#8217;ve done to poor Roger Ebert: I went to AskJeeves.com and typed in \u00e2\u20ac\u0153How do female dogs masturbate?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d and did not get a satisfactory answer&#8230;&#8221; Well they had to save something for the sequel!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-2989","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2989"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2989"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2989\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2989"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2989"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2989"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}