{"id":298,"date":"2002-05-20T09:31:00","date_gmt":"2002-05-20T17:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=298"},"modified":"2002-05-20T09:31:00","modified_gmt":"2002-05-20T17:31:00","slug":"298","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=298","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">I signed the lease to my new apartment this afternoon, but then I made the mistake of trying to do the math in my head on the way back to work. I am financially stupid, you must understand, and there are times when simple arithmetic is seemingly beyond me. I think I&#8217;ll be okay, although there are a few days of overlap in late July when I&#8217;ll owe <em>both<\/em> landlords money, and it looks like that month-long trip to Cancun will just have to wait.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I signed the lease to my new apartment this afternoon, but then I made the mistake of trying to do the math in my head on the way back to work. I am financially stupid, you must understand, and there are times when simple arithmetic is seemingly beyond me. I think I&#8217;ll be okay, although &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=298\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-298","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=298"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}