{"id":2894,"date":"2008-02-05T21:52:23","date_gmt":"2008-02-06T02:52:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2894"},"modified":"2008-02-05T21:52:23","modified_gmt":"2008-02-06T02:52:23","slug":"bacony-badness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2894","title":{"rendered":"Bacony badness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">Dear internet,<\/p>\n<p>Please stop making weird new things out of, wrapped in, or made to resemble bacon.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear internet, Please stop making weird new things out of, wrapped in, or made to resemble bacon. Thank you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-2894","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2894"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2894"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2894\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}