{"id":2868,"date":"2008-01-16T20:08:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-17T01:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2868"},"modified":"2008-01-16T20:08:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-17T01:08:00","slug":"ikeuh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2868","title":{"rendered":"IKE&#8230;uh&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\"><a href=\"http:\/\/cmpriest.livejournal.com\/917936.html\">Cherie M. Priest on Ikea<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Aric likes to say that the corporate motto ought to be: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Right color, right design, right price. Pick two.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d I would add to this assessment: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Right hardware, right instructions, right pieces. Pick two.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cherie M. Priest on Ikea: Aric likes to say that the corporate motto ought to be: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Right color, right design, right price. Pick two.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d I would add to this assessment: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Right hardware, right instructions, right pieces. Pick two.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-2868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2868"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2868"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2868\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}