{"id":2801,"date":"2007-11-23T16:03:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-24T00:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2801"},"modified":"2007-11-23T16:03:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-24T00:03:00","slug":"2801","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2801","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">November 23 is too early to string up Christmas lights and start playing Christmas music. And twenty-four hours of that music, for a full month, will be appreciated by no one but seasonal retailers and the clinically insane.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s too early, if only because it will get those ridiculous &#8220;war on Christmas&#8221; arguments trotted out by the likes of Bill O&#8217;Reilly and Fox News. We don&#8217;t need that, ever, and we certainly don&#8217;t need a month and a half of it before the holiday season even begins.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>November 23 is too early to string up Christmas lights and start playing Christmas music. And twenty-four hours of that music, for a full month, will be appreciated by no one but seasonal retailers and the clinically insane. It&#8217;s too early, if only because it will get those ridiculous &#8220;war on Christmas&#8221; arguments trotted out &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2801\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-2801","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2801"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2801"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2801\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}