{"id":2795,"date":"2007-11-18T18:03:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-19T02:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2795"},"modified":"2007-11-18T18:03:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-19T02:03:00","slug":"2795","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2795","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">You know, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bestweekever.tv\/2007\/11\/15\/the-script-of-every-episode-of-kitchen-nightmares\/\">Dan Hopper isn&#8217;t wrong<\/a>: this <i>does<\/i> sound like every <i>Kitchen Nightmares<\/i> episode. Yet I still sort of like it.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know, Dan Hopper isn&#8217;t wrong: this does sound like every Kitchen Nightmares episode. Yet I still sort of like it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-2795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2795"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2795"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2795\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}