{"id":279,"date":"2002-05-14T12:08:00","date_gmt":"2002-05-14T20:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=279"},"modified":"2002-05-14T12:08:00","modified_gmt":"2002-05-14T20:08:00","slug":"279","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=279","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.harrumph.com\/\">Heather<\/a> reminds you it&#8217;s not too late to share <a href=\"http:\/\/www.harrumph.com\/020509.shtml\">two truths and a lie<\/a> about your life. Mine?<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>I have written and recorded a song about my penis.<\/li>\n<li>I once sat next to novelist John Irving on a flight to New York.<\/li>\n<li>I was once part of the live television audience at the Grand Ole Opry and fell asleep on camera.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Can you guess which is the lie? Frequent readers are already a leg up on the competition.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heather reminds you it&#8217;s not too late to share two truths and a lie about your life. Mine? I have written and recorded a song about my penis. I once sat next to novelist John Irving on a flight to New York. I was once part of the live television audience at the Grand Ole &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=279\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=279"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}