{"id":2788,"date":"2007-11-16T14:59:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-16T22:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2788"},"modified":"2007-11-16T14:59:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-16T22:59:00","slug":"2788","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2788","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">The Friday Random Guess 10 &#8212; the &#8220;I&#8217;m actually rushing out the door right now&#8221; Edition:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><strong>&#8220;(I Can&#8217;t Get No) Satisfaction&#8221; by the Rolling Stones, guessed by marisa<\/strong><br \/><font size=\"1\">And a man comes on and tells me how white my shirts can be<\/font><\/li>\n<li><strong>&#8220;If I Had a Boat&#8221; by the Holmes Brothers (orig. Lyle Lovett), guessed by Clayton<\/strong><br \/><font size=\"1\">The mystery masked man was smart<\/font><\/li>\n<li>&#8220;The Ballad of Sir Frankie Crisp (Let it Roll)&#8221; by George Harrison<br \/><font size=\"1\">Fool&#8217;s illusions everywhere<\/font><\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Jamaica Mistaica&#8221; by Jimmy Buffett<br \/><font size=\"1\">But every now and then the dragons come to call<\/font><\/li>\n<li>&#8220;You Never Call&#8221; by Loudon Wainwright III<br \/><font size=\"1\">This year my birthday came and went<\/font><\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Here Come the Bastards&#8221; by Primus<br \/><font size=\"1\">Something about a hammerhead shark<\/font><\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Crosseyed and Painless&#8221; by Talking Heads<br \/><font size=\"1\">There was a line, there was a formula<\/font><\/li>\n<li>&#8220;How Many Cans?&#8221; by Soul Coughing<br \/><font size=\"1\">Is you am a dog?<\/font><\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Kinder Murder&#8221; by Elvis Costello<br \/><font size=\"1\">Jimmy took her down to the perimeter fence<\/font><\/li>\n<li><strong>&#8220;Life on Mars&#8221; by David Bowie, guessed by <a href=\"http:\/\/maximumverbosit.blogspot.com\/\">Betty<\/a><\/strong><br \/><font size=\"1\">She could spit in the eyes of fools<\/font><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>I&#8217;ll post the answers to last week&#8217;s 10 sometime later tonight. In the meantime, good luck!<\/p>\n<p>And is just me, or is there a weird, almost-story-like, disjointed-poem quality to these when read one after the other?<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Friday Random Guess 10 &#8212; the &#8220;I&#8217;m actually rushing out the door right now&#8221; Edition: &#8220;(I Can&#8217;t Get No) Satisfaction&#8221; by the Rolling Stones, guessed by marisaAnd a man comes on and tells me how white my shirts can be &#8220;If I Had a Boat&#8221; by the Holmes Brothers (orig. Lyle Lovett), guessed by &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2788\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-2788","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2788"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2788"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2788\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}