{"id":2754,"date":"2007-10-18T16:45:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-19T00:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2754"},"modified":"2007-10-18T16:45:00","modified_gmt":"2007-10-19T00:45:00","slug":"2754","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2754","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">Thanks, Windows Media Player. You wouldn&#8217;t let me update you, even though that troublesome Netflix told me I had to, and then your web help wouldn&#8217;t tell me anything! Oh, and now you crash every time I try to run you or watch anything online that uses you! You&#8217;re <i>swell<\/i>!<\/p>\n<p>This may not prove too tough to figure out, but it&#8217;s not going to happen tonight.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks, Windows Media Player. You wouldn&#8217;t let me update you, even though that troublesome Netflix told me I had to, and then your web help wouldn&#8217;t tell me anything! Oh, and now you crash every time I try to run you or watch anything online that uses you! You&#8217;re swell! This may not prove too &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2754\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-2754","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2754"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2754"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2754\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2754"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2754"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2754"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}