{"id":2717,"date":"2007-09-11T09:12:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-11T17:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2717"},"modified":"2007-09-11T09:12:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-11T17:12:00","slug":"2717","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2717","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">I got caught outside without my umbrella. &#8220;Oh,&#8221; I thought, &#8220;looks like it&#8217;s letting up. I think I can make a break for it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It wasn&#8217;t. I couldn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>Suddenly, the air conditioning in the office doesn&#8217;t seem like such a nice thing anymore.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got caught outside without my umbrella. &#8220;Oh,&#8221; I thought, &#8220;looks like it&#8217;s letting up. I think I can make a break for it.&#8221; It wasn&#8217;t. I couldn&#8217;t. Suddenly, the air conditioning in the office doesn&#8217;t seem like such a nice thing anymore.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-2717","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2717"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2717"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2717\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2717"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2717"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2717"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}