{"id":271,"date":"2002-05-02T07:25:00","date_gmt":"2002-05-02T15:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=271"},"modified":"2002-05-02T07:25:00","modified_gmt":"2002-05-02T15:25:00","slug":"271","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=271","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">Maybe it&#8217;s an indication of just how sleep-deprived I am this morning, but I think this may be the funniest thing I&#8217;ve read in days.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/images\/1020353244.jpg\"><br \/><strong>goldspiderduck<\/strong><br \/>Arrakis as Arrakdoes.<\/center><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe it&#8217;s an indication of just how sleep-deprived I am this morning, but I think this may be the funniest thing I&#8217;ve read in days. goldspiderduckArrakis as Arrakdoes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=271"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/271\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}