{"id":2707,"date":"2007-09-02T09:59:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-02T17:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2707"},"modified":"2007-09-02T09:59:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-02T17:59:00","slug":"2707","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2707","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">I just saw a banner ad for HP, which I&#8217;m guessing is a back-to-school promotion for their personal computers. It says, &#8220;Good parents buy. Bad parents don&#8217;t.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I realize it&#8217;s meant as tongue-in-cheek, but seriously? You&#8217;re a bad parent if you don&#8217;t buy your kid a thousand-dollar notebook computer?<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just saw a banner ad for HP, which I&#8217;m guessing is a back-to-school promotion for their personal computers. It says, &#8220;Good parents buy. Bad parents don&#8217;t.&#8221; I realize it&#8217;s meant as tongue-in-cheek, but seriously? You&#8217;re a bad parent if you don&#8217;t buy your kid a thousand-dollar notebook computer?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-2707","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2707"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2707"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2707\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2707"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2707"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2707"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}