{"id":2704,"date":"2007-09-01T22:34:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-02T06:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2704"},"modified":"2007-09-01T22:34:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-02T06:34:00","slug":"2704","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2704","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">So I bought <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/o\/ASIN\/B000TRUSQK\/102-9755488-7063325?SubscriptionId=19BAZMZQFZJ6G2QYGCG2\">one of these<\/a>. It&#8217;s sitting on my desk right now. I&#8217;m alternating between thinking it&#8217;s really embarrassing and really cool.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I bought one of these. It&#8217;s sitting on my desk right now. I&#8217;m alternating between thinking it&#8217;s really embarrassing and really cool.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-2704","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2704"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2704"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2704\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2704"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2704"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2704"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}