{"id":2656,"date":"2007-08-07T08:02:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-07T16:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2656"},"modified":"2007-08-07T08:02:00","modified_gmt":"2007-08-07T16:02:00","slug":"2656","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2656","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">Is it wrong that I really, really want one of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.uberreview.com\/2007\/08\/monty-python-killer-rabbit-stapler.htm\">these<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update<\/strong>: This should probably come as no surprise, but I bought one.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is it wrong that I really, really want one of these? Update: This should probably come as no surprise, but I bought one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-2656","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2656"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2656"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2656\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}