{"id":2597,"date":"2007-06-21T16:36:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-22T00:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2597"},"modified":"2007-06-21T16:36:00","modified_gmt":"2007-06-22T00:36:00","slug":"2597","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2597","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">I was lighting the barbecue tonight, when there was this <i>whoosh<\/i>, and then I thought I was going to have to start telling the story about how I <i>used<\/i> to have a beard (or eyebrows). Luckily, the heat only singed some of the hair on the top of my right arm, but that propane sure does light up pretty quick.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was lighting the barbecue tonight, when there was this whoosh, and then I thought I was going to have to start telling the story about how I used to have a beard (or eyebrows). Luckily, the heat only singed some of the hair on the top of my right arm, but that propane sure &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2597\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-2597","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2597"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2597"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2597\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}