{"id":2586,"date":"2007-06-16T17:47:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-17T01:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2586"},"modified":"2007-06-16T17:47:00","modified_gmt":"2007-06-17T01:47:00","slug":"2586","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2586","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.avclub.com\/content\/cinema\/fantastic_four_rise_of_the\">Keith Phipps<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i>[Rise of the Silver] Surfer<\/i> seems committed to leave anyone over the age of 9 out of the equation.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The nine-year-olds in the audience I saw it with did seem to thoroughly enjoy themselves. Me? Well, not so much.<\/p>\n<p>Which is not to say there&#8217;s anything <i>wrong<\/i>, necessarily, with being a movie only nine-year-old boys are going to love. I&#8217;m just saying: I&#8217;m not a nine-year-old boy anymore.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Keith Phipps: [Rise of the Silver] Surfer seems committed to leave anyone over the age of 9 out of the equation. The nine-year-olds in the audience I saw it with did seem to thoroughly enjoy themselves. Me? Well, not so much. Which is not to say there&#8217;s anything wrong, necessarily, with being a movie only &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2586\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-2586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2586"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2586"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2586\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}