{"id":2576,"date":"2007-06-10T07:51:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-10T15:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2576"},"modified":"2007-06-10T07:51:00","modified_gmt":"2007-06-10T15:51:00","slug":"2576","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2576","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">Here&#8217;s a phrase you don&#8217;t see every day:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8230;whereupon the skunks eat them like peanuts<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Unless, I suppose, you&#8217;re <a href=\"http:\/\/www.neilgaiman.com\/journal\/2007\/06\/another-quick-one.html\">Neil Gaiman<\/a>.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a phrase you don&#8217;t see every day: &#8230;whereupon the skunks eat them like peanuts Unless, I suppose, you&#8217;re Neil Gaiman.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-2576","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2576"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2576"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2576\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}