{"id":252,"date":"2002-04-15T11:34:00","date_gmt":"2002-04-15T19:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=252"},"modified":"2002-04-15T11:34:00","modified_gmt":"2002-04-15T19:34:00","slug":"252","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=252","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">On Saturday, I performed with members of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.clubs.psu.edu\/python\">Penn State Monty Python Society<\/a> in a night of original sketch comedy and songs. Eventually, there might be pictures. I think it went about as well as we had expected. We had fun and were allowed to act silly, and that&#8217;s really all that matters. Nobody forgot their lines, and nobody in the audience booed. They didn&#8217;t always laugh &#8212; especially during a difficult second of three shows &#8212; but they didn&#8217;t boo. And somehow, inexplicably, we seem to have developed a small &#8212; very small &#8212; following. Between performances, a woman asked me quite politely who had changed the lyrics<sup>*<\/sup> to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/pocket.mp3\">penis song<\/a>, and when we told the audience at the start of the first show that we would not be performing our &#8220;Necrophiliac Sketch&#8221; (wherein the University president has sex with a dead body), there was genuine disappointment. There&#8217;s just no accounting for taste. <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"1\">* I have never been comfortable, for hopefully obvious reasons, with the last line of the fifth verse. In the original recording, I &#8212; or rather <em>the character I am playing<\/em> &#8212; compare my penis to &#8220;a long locomotive&#8221; and encourage &#8220;kids under twelve [to] ride for free.&#8221; I changed this to the less pedophilia-friendly &#8220;groups after twelve&#8221;, which makes me feel better, and which I think gets a bigger, certainly less hesitant laugh.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Saturday, I performed with members of the Penn State Monty Python Society in a night of original sketch comedy and songs. Eventually, there might be pictures. I think it went about as well as we had expected. We had fun and were allowed to act silly, and that&#8217;s really all that matters. Nobody forgot &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=252\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=252"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}