{"id":2460,"date":"2007-03-03T05:14:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-03T13:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2460"},"modified":"2007-03-03T05:14:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-03T13:14:00","slug":"2460","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=2460","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">A man embezzled millions of dollars&#8230;<a href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/afp\/20070302\/od_afp\/usarrestoffbeat_070302221634;_ylt=Au5lDHUcnPrhQvzcXsFRgTQFO7gF\">to buy a giant watermelon statue<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>(Oh, and Yahoo couldn&#8217;t find a watermelon-related image that wasn&#8217;t from a year ago&#8230;and another country?)<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man embezzled millions of dollars&#8230;to buy a giant watermelon statue? (Oh, and Yahoo couldn&#8217;t find a watermelon-related image that wasn&#8217;t from a year ago&#8230;and another country?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-2460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2460"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2460"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2460\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}