{"id":246,"date":"2002-04-09T07:31:00","date_gmt":"2002-04-09T15:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=246"},"modified":"2002-04-09T07:31:00","modified_gmt":"2002-04-09T15:31:00","slug":"246","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=246","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">Because it&#8217;s a rainy Tuesday morning and I&#8217;m bored. Because I am easily amused and have too much time on my hands. Because I don&#8217;t embarrass <a href=\"http:\/\/www.clubs.psu.edu\/python\/\">these people<\/a> enough by making them sing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/pocket.mp3\">songs<\/a> about genitalia and perform sketches about naked pirates.  Because I don&#8217;t know what else to share with you right now and this is marginally better than nothing. But really, ultimately, just becase I <a href=\"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/dance.html\">can<\/a>.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Verdana\" size=\"2\">And yes, that&#8217;s all they do. The music will just repeat.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because it&#8217;s a rainy Tuesday morning and I&#8217;m bored. Because I am easily amused and have too much time on my hands. Because I don&#8217;t embarrass these people enough by making them sing songs about genitalia and perform sketches about naked pirates. Because I don&#8217;t know what else to share with you right now and &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/?p=246\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[238],"class_list":["post-246","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=246"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}